For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat may in fact cause severe infection in the eye!
These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.
So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it...
Administer treatment 'till pain & swelling are gone.
Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas on the male patient!
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