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Diamondhorse
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作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Another blond joke sent by a brunet.
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"
作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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ZT:Anther American Joke about a Blonde -- Diamondhorse - (894 Byte) 2006-9-03 周日, 00:58 (1070 reads) |
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